Post by Dick Donato on Jul 21, 2011 13:06:26 GMT -5
What's up bitchess? This is Evel Dick and I'm on Big Brother!! WOOO! Let the games begin... I can't wait to start breaking these kids down, shattering dreams, and sending them outta this house. So I literally take two steps into the Big Brother house and Dustin PMs me and says "alliance?" LOL Are you kidding me??!?! That is soo ridiculous. We haven't even met, said "Hi, how are you?" and this kid wants to start creating alliances. ARE YOU NUTS?? LOL Immediately I'm like... Dustin is spastic and immature. This kid is A TICKING TIME BOMB. Like woahhh. But how can you say no to something like that... I don't want CRAZYFACE DUSTIN coming after me. So of course I said yes. So Dustin's plan is to bring in Jameka and Carol and have a BB8 alliance. O LORDDD. HELP ME. lol This is a BAAAD IDEA. If one of these people are not down with this plan, this can leak out and we will become the targets. I just have a bad feeling about this... But hey, if you want to trust Evel Dick then go rightt ahead... I'll tell you I've got your back and then stab you in the front! BITCHES they don't call me EVEL for no reason. O welll..
After actually coming in the house and talking to some players, I really like Dominic. He's super chill, a fan of the game, and we just immediately hit it off. That's someone I can work with in this game.. I totally see Dominic and I working together in this game. That, my friends, is the difference between a forced alliance like the BB8 alliance, and a natural, real one. I'm with Dominic 100% Dustin is a loose cannon and I think BB8 is a sinking ship. Jameka PMed me and was like... we need to stick together (the BB8 crew) and that the plan is to go after the BB13 guys. UMMM HELLO, EVEL DICK WAS ON BOTH SEASONS... I'M A BB13 PERSON. IDIOT. Not to mention, I'm teamed up with Dom.. he's not going ANYYWHERE. However, if I can align myself with Dustin and BB8, and Dominic and BB13, I will have the most control over the house. That's 3 BB8 people, and 4 BB13 people... that's 7 people plus me.. that's a majority of the house!! Dude.. I didn't even have to TRY to gain control, people just come to me. That's because DICK IS A STAR.. WHO DOESN'T WANNA WORK WITH ME? Honestly... I could throw the 1st HoH and be safe.. why not. Evel Dick is here BITCHES and I'm not leaving until I walk away as the winner. This game is MINEE.
After actually coming in the house and talking to some players, I really like Dominic. He's super chill, a fan of the game, and we just immediately hit it off. That's someone I can work with in this game.. I totally see Dominic and I working together in this game. That, my friends, is the difference between a forced alliance like the BB8 alliance, and a natural, real one. I'm with Dominic 100% Dustin is a loose cannon and I think BB8 is a sinking ship. Jameka PMed me and was like... we need to stick together (the BB8 crew) and that the plan is to go after the BB13 guys. UMMM HELLO, EVEL DICK WAS ON BOTH SEASONS... I'M A BB13 PERSON. IDIOT. Not to mention, I'm teamed up with Dom.. he's not going ANYYWHERE. However, if I can align myself with Dustin and BB8, and Dominic and BB13, I will have the most control over the house. That's 3 BB8 people, and 4 BB13 people... that's 7 people plus me.. that's a majority of the house!! Dude.. I didn't even have to TRY to gain control, people just come to me. That's because DICK IS A STAR.. WHO DOESN'T WANNA WORK WITH ME? Honestly... I could throw the 1st HoH and be safe.. why not. Evel Dick is here BITCHES and I'm not leaving until I walk away as the winner. This game is MINEE.
