Week 10

[Carol Journey]

Final 3!! Say Whaaaaaa:) So it's officially "KNOCK SCOTT ASS OUT" week, which means Lori and I must put on our punching gloves and knock his ass right out of the front door straight towards Julie Chen. Lori and I will be final 2....Scott it was fun while it lasted, not!. I know I shouldn't talk so much shit before the hoh comp, but the fat around my waist tells me that my evil little plot will be reality soon!

1st round of hoh just took place, and i lost that shit....but at least my girl Lori won! She gets to go the the final round. Now Scott and I must competite in the 2nd hoh competition. This should be a piece of cake considering his ass can't win shit.

Hold up, did this bitch Scott just kick my ass in this hoh comp. omg, now lori must play super hard to win this hoh. If she doesn't, FLOATER Scott will be final two, and I will be the last jury member. Can't let that happen:( and when the fuck did Scott decided to put on his "THINKING CAP" and start winning?? ughh.

[Carol Journey]

dear lori,
I see you are unsure about certain things. So here are a few things to consider: I have played a honest game with you. I have always made sure that whatever move I made in this game would not effect you in a negative way. I will always be here for you. So listen you fucking slut, if you don't take me to final two, it will be a GIRL FIGHT in this bitch! I promise on our friendship, I will give you a royal ass whippin. No joke:)

Love your best friend,
Carol J.

[Carol Journey]

dear jury house bitches,
i know you all were were thinking "Carol so weak, im going to keep her in the house just to get a good laugh." OR maybe you were thinking "hahaha she's so stupid, she cant win shit"

but in reality, the story went like this:
"oh shit, my name is adria and im out the house. wait, oh shit my name is dom and im out the house...well where the fuck is carol?? i know that bitch still isn't sitting pretty in that house"

Yes, people I am still here while all of you dummies talk shit in the jury house about how I played my game...What can you say about me? Lets see, maybe you can say how I kept winning hoh competitions..Or maybe you can say how I was nominated three times and never got sent packing.

Silly jury house bitches, tricks are for kids xoxoxoxo

[Carol Journey]

It's the last week of the season. So I would like to start giving out my awards.

1st award: Biggest mouth
The nominees are Scott, Dick, and Jameka.
And the winner is…..AWWW fuck it’s a tie between Jameka and Scott. Both of you bitches talked shit behind everyone’s back.

2nd award: Biggest floater
The nominees are Carol, Cassi, and Scott.
And the winner is Carol. However, this award should be called “most successful floater”

3rd award: Most unsuccessful big brother player
The nomiees are Keith, Cassi, and Parker. And the winner is Keith. Inactive bitch. That’s why your ass got sent home.

4th award: Biggest plotter
The nominees are Adria, Lori, and Dustin.
And the winner is Lori. This bitch always plottin’. She basically evicted the whole fucking house. Well, at least we know who won’t be winning Big Brother 9.

5th award: Biggest Bitch fit
The nominees are Dom, Dick, and Scott.
And the winner is Dick. Hands down, I know you are missing a few screws.

psy•cho•path
Noun: A person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior

[Carol Journey]

So I just posted my final speech. I am not going to beg for any votes. To be honest, Lori was a strong player. If I was in the jury house, I would have voted for her to win myself. I feel very privileged to be standing next to the strongest player in the house. Win or Lose, I will be happy with the results.