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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 20, 2011 12:01:02 GMT -5
So, I was having sex with a co-worker in the storage room at the shoe store where I work, cuz I'm a shoe salesman, and when I took off his pants, hanging out of his boxers was my key to the Big Brother household (along with something else I was excited about). I only had one hour to pack, so we made it fast, and I packed up my finest clothes, hair product (gotta stay fresh), and my sexy king roleplay costume for when I am HoH, or when things get boring in the BB House. I said goodbye to my family and my pets, and I had more time so I said goodbye to the pool boy as well if you know what I mean....and I was off to the Big Brother household!
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Post by Jennii J on Jul 20, 2011 12:02:59 GMT -5
Can we have sex?
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Post by James Rhine on Jul 20, 2011 12:03:06 GMT -5
lol welcome Dustin!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 20, 2011 12:18:30 GMT -5
So, I walk into the house and I see Evil Dick, Jameka, and Carol. And I immediately think to myself "Big Brother 8 Alliance". I messaged Evil Dick first. I want to get on his good side in case he lives up to his reputation. Dick said he was up for it. (Lol...DICK said he WAS UP!). So now we are going to talk to Jameka and Carol. BITCHES BEST LOOK OUT!
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Post by Enzo Palumbo on Jul 20, 2011 14:16:13 GMT -5
haha I lol'd at "Dick said he was up".  Good luck Dustin! |
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 20, 2011 15:19:15 GMT -5
Scott Long and I are really hitting it off, (unfortunately not whacking it off), and I think he might be my new boyfriend in the house. After my nasty break-up with Joe (F*CK YOU JOE!), I have been having a bunch of sex, but not really a close relationship, so I think we can get serious together. He's really sweet and special.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 20, 2011 15:45:51 GMT -5
Scott has offered me a Final Two deal, but I also have a brewing alliance. Hopefully some people can get evicted before I have to do any backstabbing! Scott and I really have a connection, and I don't want to ruin it.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 20, 2011 17:57:18 GMT -5
So, I moved into the Mizaru room with Dominic, sheryl, and my new boyfriend Scott. I think we're going to be very close, and we're going to have a great time!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 20, 2011 20:26:29 GMT -5
Jen is bullying me! She's so mean!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 21, 2011 10:33:42 GMT -5
This Big Brother 8 alliance is up and running! Jameka wants to target the possible BB13 alliance. However, sheryl and Dominic are my roomates and I love them both. I also had a little convo with Cassi, but she can be tossed. I also have my showmance with Scott Long. I have no problems getting rid of Keith, though. Perhaps I need to throw some HoH competitions so I can continue playing all sides of this house!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 21, 2011 15:34:50 GMT -5
I am starting a game of "Big Booty" to make myself even more popular than I already am. YAY ME!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 21, 2011 22:17:46 GMT -5
The BB8 alliance is at work! Dick and Jameka are on board with Nominating Braden and Keith for eviction. Hopefully, Dick can get Head of Household.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 21, 2011 22:54:14 GMT -5
BRADEN IS MESSAGING EVERYONE! PROMISING THEM SAFETY FOR THEIR $5! HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 22, 2011 13:17:18 GMT -5
I just realized, if Braden goes on the block, he can buy himself a bronze power of veto, and take himself off!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Jul 22, 2011 13:58:25 GMT -5
I am on the Teal team! I am so excited to compete for food! I don't mind being on slop, but I want to win so i can earn some Chen Bucks!
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